Wednesday news

Holy moly there is some weird stuff going on in the world today. Some of the news headlines I have come across today made me cringe. Seriously people I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Still it makes for amusing reading.

Cops: Suspect Tried to Eat Marijuana Plant - Perhaps it was a case of the munchies: Police in north eastern Pennsylvania say an alleged pot dealer tried to destroy evidence by eating a marijuana plant. Police say they went to his house to serve a warrant and he tried to eat the plant. Authorities ended up seizing the remains of the plant, four pounds of marijuana, digital scales, $2,600 in cash, and drug paraphernalia, and he got to spent the night in prison. Click HERE to find out more.

Japan's First Bar Devoted To Female Masturbation, Opens In Tokyo- This bar is guaranteed to get a lot of buzz . . . if only for the battery-operated sex toys. Love Joule, a colorful new bar in the Shibuya district Tokyo, is the first "love and sex bar dedicated to women" according to the Tokyo Reporter.  Behind the counter, where rows of liquor bottles would normally stand, are colorful display cases filled with dozens and dozens of different types of vibrators. Click HERE to find out more.

Stoner dog cases spike in Colorado - The popularity of medical marijuana in Colorado has had an unintended side effect - dogs getting stoned. I guess I shouldn't laugh about it. Apparently drug users lace their food with the stuff and then the dogs eat it after the owners pass out. Click HERE to find out more.

Man fails in attempt to rob bank - A man wearing a nylon stocking mask and a Browns ball cap approached a bank teller window and demanded cash. The problem was that the teller had just gone to the restroom and had locked her cash drawer, taking the key with her. Click HERE to find out more.

NBC reports that a father believes a group of students broke into his house and threw a party while his family was on vacation -- and claims he has the Facebook pictures to prove it.The 39-year-old said he didn't know anything had happened at his home until the photos surfaced online. "I'm looking at them like, 'Wait, this is my house!' They are running around doing lewd things with funnels, throwing up in the sink, passed out on the kitchen floor," recalled the man. Click HERE to find out more.