Thursday morning headlines that say Eish

An update of all the crazy off the wall news headlines that caught our attention today. From the unusual to the funny and the downright bizarre, we bring you a sample of weird news from around the world. The good thing about these stories is that it makes you realise that there is always some else out there whose life is far more messed up than your own.

A South Korean man, upset by women whose footwear made them taller than him, has been arrested for stealing high-heeled shoes and dumping them in local parks. Lee, who stands 165 centimetres tall, was caught because he made the mistake of repeatedly dumping a number of shoes in one particular park that was monitored by CCTV cameras. Click HERE to find out more.

A woman has been arrested in Delaware for robbing a convenience store by pretending her finger inside her jacket was a gun, officials said. The woman made off with $148 in cash and a $4.95 bottle of pain killers, after putting her finger into a jacket pocket and telling a store cashier, "This is a stick up. Give me all the money," officials said. Another day and another crazy irrational woman. Click HERE to find out more.

We have all done some crazy things when we have had too much to drink I think I may have once proposed by SMS. German newspapers report that a drunken man on his way home from a German beer festival fell off a train station platform into the path of a speeding train – but landed between the tracks and escaped with a knock to the head from the fall. What are the odds of surviving that? Click HERE to find out more.

The Telegraph reports that one of Hong Kong’s richest men has offered a reward of nearly £40?million to the man who can woo his lesbian daughter. Cecil Chao Sze-tsung, a property magnate, announced the bounty this week after reports that his daughter had hooked up with a woman. This guy needs to get a life. Click HERE to find out more.

The BBC reports that Iran has unveiled what it says is a new "indigenous" long-range unmanned drone capable of flying over most of the Middle East. More unnecessary warmongering. Lets hope they just built the one and it crashes on take off. Click HERE to find out more.

The Daily Mail has an interesting article about how dentists have been advised to ask patients about their sex lives and how many partners they have had to fight oral cancer. As if going to the dentist wasn't painful enough already! Click HERE to find out more.