Silly quotes from a really really ridiculously stupid rich person

'Everything bad that has happened to a person has happened to me.' Sadly that statement was made by none other than multi million heiress Paris Hilton. I think that the majority of the people who live on what we call planet Earth (which is clearly not where this chick resides) would disagree. We managed to track down a few other Paris whoppers which make for some amusing reading.

Quote # 1. "I first wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead. "

Quote # 2. "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon."

Quote # 3. "I’m like an American princess."

Quote # 4. "I'm judged because of something that an ex-boyfriend did to me. I'm not a slut at all. I've only had a few boyfriends. And I don't even do anything with anyone--it's just the media making stuff up ... I'm far less promiscuous than any of my friends."

Quote # 5. "Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

Quote # 6. "I don't really think, I just walk."

Quote # 7. "A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend."

Quote # 8. "What's a soup kitchen?"

Quote # 9. “All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.”

Quote # 10. “This is Earth. Isn't it hot?”