Silly quotes from a really really ridiculously stupid rich person

'Everything bad that has happened to a person has happened to me.' Sadly that statement was made by none other than multi million heiress Paris Hilton. I think that the majority of the people who live on what we call planet Earth (which is clearly not where this chick resides) would disagree. We managed to track down a few other Paris whoppers which make for some amusing reading.