Introducing "Alpha Nail," nail polish for men that's 100 percent heterosexual

Nail polish for men! The makers of Alpha Nail nail polish (like alpha male, get it?) are trying to convince men that it's cool to paint their nails like women do. They do this by referring to their product as "war paint" and "armor," instead of what it actually is,"A silly thing to do." Guys it is not cool to paint your nails. There is a lot of silly stuff going on in the month of November with guys trying to grow moustaches and so on but please don't go overboard and start painting your nails. Having said that Alpha Nail have put together quite an ntense marketing campaign.