Gentlemen! Are You Ready For Movember?

Chances are that everywhere you go during the month of November all you are going to see are guys trying to grow moustaches like they are the greatest thing since pants with pockets. What’s with this novelty facial hair? When did it become cool to look like a seventies porno star? Ok I know that the idea behind Movember is to raise money for mens health but seriously guys if you feel that strongly about it just give them the money. I would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight right now at the beginning of November before things get out of hand. Moustaches are like airline food, they are crap.