Boyfriend issues! F-CKING HELP?

For those of you not in the know, Yahoo Answers is like the Wikipedia of advice. People (about only 40% of whom can spell) write questions and rely on the masses to get their answers.  I came across this absolute blinder this morning. This girl is quite clearly a nutter. Anyway the replies to this girls question were amusing to say the least. My favourite was from Sarah who had this to say:

"What ever you do don't let him out because he will break up with you. Just slide some toast under the door every two to three days".

For those guys out there who have not yet read it I would strongly suggest you read my thoughts on Stage Five Clingers.There are very few men who have encountered a Stage Five Clinger and lived to talk about it. When a survivor chooses to talk about it you should listen.