Are penguins planning on taking over the world?

What if penguins are planning on taking over the world. Think about it for a moment. While some people are awaiting the overthrow of the human race by zombies, robots or aliens, they'd never expect this. We could continue gawking at them with wide, admiring eyes at the zoo, without knowing that we are admiring our downfall. Their cuteness is the penguins' way to mask their master plan of world domination. They're cute and they know it. They've also been boxed into zoos long enough to know that cuteness is human's weakness. Then... while we're distracted by their adorableness, their little penguin brains continue to ruminate...and plot... and scheme.

Egyptian pictures, used to be just things to look at to admire their artistry and craftsmanship. Now I am taking the time to think about what some of those pictures might might actually be.Take this picture for example. What it looks like to me is a penguin like creature sitting on the shoulders of a man with its flippers hanging over the guys chest. The mans face is covered by the penguins. Which would probably mean that the penguin is more important than the man. Only the mans body is important, that is why one sees his body. The man's body is important to the penguin for mobility.

The man has a hat on that holds a white bottle.

Now I was thinking to myself, that isnt a penguin, but it sure looks like one and is kind of colored like one too. And then I was reminded of something, the ancient egyptians worshiped these penguins, and since I was schooled by nuns, or penguins as we kids called them, I wondered if that worship of these penguins might have been carried over into the christian faith.

Anyway, its not a penguin from earth. And if its not a penguin from earth than what is it? And why is it making the man carry a bottle of something above the penguin, sort of like a gravity fed IV bottle.

Which leads me to conclude, the bottle probably contains hemoglobin,which is oxygen rich blood. The penguin needs that because its not from our planet, it needs more oxygen than we do.

And since the guy is carrying it around on his shoulders, and his face is not shown, he is not as important as the pengiun, and the penguin is in charge.

So the end of my theory is, the pyramids were built for and designed by outerspace penguins. Its probably some sort of outerspace penguin nesting, brooding, or hatchery area.

Perhaps a second invasion is now underway. I mean think about it they already control one whole continent ANTARCTICA and they have started spreading and taking over another three continents in South America, Africa and Australasia.So far its been a bloodless affair with most humans sub consciously accepting them as their new masters.

Take a look at the picture below. That looks like an army assembling to me!

[Editors note: spoof article]