Are Penguins Planning On Taking Over The World?

I spent Christmas at a little sea side town called Betty's Bay this year. While I was there I visited the local penguin colony. There must have been thousands of these smelly dodgy looking penguins there and it got me thinking - what if penguins are planning on taking over the world? Think about it for a moment. While a lot of people are awaiting the overthrow of the human race by zombies, robots or aliens, they would never expect this. While we continue gawking at them with wide, admiring eyes at the aquarium, we might be doing so without knowing that we are admiring our own downfall. What we refer to as their so called cuteness is probably just the penguins' way of masking their master plan of world domination. They're cute and they know it. They've also been boxed into zoos and aquariums long enough to know that cuteness is a human's weakness. So while we're distracted by their adorableness, their little penguin brains continue to ruminate...and plot... and scheme.