Words you need to learn to get through 2013 like a boss

I managed to track down a few new phrases that I suspect are going to be pretty big in 2013. Master these and you will get through the coming year like a boss. Lets start with the phrase SALAD DODGER. This phrase is excellent for describing an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY is an excellent phrase for describing a deeply unattractive person while the phrase TESTICULATING is best used to describe someone who is waving their arms around and talking bollocks.