Movember madness

As I was doing my daily internet browsing this morning before heading off to work something struck me that I needed to put down on on my blog. Everywhere you go on the internet during the month of November all you see are guys trying to grow moustaches like they are the greatest thing since pants with pockets. What’s with the novelty facial hair? When did this become a thing to do, festooning your upper lip like a Dr. Seuss landscape?  I feel it is my duty as the Ruler of the Internet to inform the reading public that this is not cool. Not what so ever. Moustaches are like airline food, they are crap.