Medical Marijuana Truck Hijacked by Ninjas

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Apparently a truck carrying a delivery of medical marijuana in California, was hijacked by a group of baton-carrying ninjas. They made off with a bag of cash, as well as some product.

 

Police are looking into a bizarre report of a medical marijuana robbery involving two attackers dressed as ninjas, officials said. Police received the strange report shortly before 10 p.m. Friday from a medical marijuana delivery man who said he had been robbed in the 800 block of South Sunset Avenue, near Cameron Avenue, after making a delivery to a patient West Covina police Lt. Alan Henley said. The delivery man, who was in his 40s, told police that, “As he was going back to his vehicle, he was approached by two subjects in ninja costumes who chased him with batons,” the lieutenant said. “The victim said he was scared and he dropped a bag with some marijuana and money. The suspects took it,” Henley added. It was not clear how much cash or pot was taken, police added. The incident remained under investigation. Police were not aware of any other recent crimes involving suspects dressed as ninjas.

 

 

Lot of people are confused by this story. Like what are ninjas doing in California? I thought they were only in Asia? What is a ninja anyway? A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment. A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline. A ninja loves nature, uh, ’cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win. And a ninja loves rolling a fat fucking blunt from the bag of weed he stole from the marijuana delivery man on South Sunset Avenue. Maybe that will help.

 

PS – Hey marijuana delivery man don’t take it too hard bro. Three lessons you have to learn from this battle. Never attack unless you’re gonna win. Don’t climb a tree that’s full of thorns. And don’t carry a sack of weed and cash through Ninja territory without friends or weapons. It’s common sense really.

 

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