The Better Marriage Blanket

Whatever will they think of next? I came across this advert on Youtube that had me in hysterics. Is flatulence ruining your love life? My friends, look no further than the Better Marriage Blanket, a fart-absorbing fabric that means you'll never again have to blame it on the dog. This is the real thing! Remember, it's got activated carbon fabric: "the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons. You know, in case you're tooting mustard gas."