Funny porn titles

01 Nov 2012 Comments 0

SA Lifestyle went trolling through the net to find you some rather hilarious porn titles and boy are there some funny ones out there. Sadly I was unable to track down "Assablanca". However I am sure you will enjoy what I did manage to find.

Throbbin' Hood: Prince of Beaves as far as titles go, this is about as good as it gets. And I'm pretty sure the actors have better English accents than Kevin Costner.

Jurassic Pork: I am guessing this is not about braaing!

Shaving Ryan's Privates: OK this only features a bunch of...ahem, gentlemen, doing the shaving. Maybe this is why they don't want women in combat? I am guessing this is gay.

Pulp Friction: I am guessing that like its name sake that this is a classic!

Pocahotass: Much like the rest of the Native Americans, Pocahotass uses every part of the porn. She doesn't waste anything.

Whorey Potter and the Scorcerer's Balls: Is Whorey Potter supposed to be doing some sort of shirtless magic move on the cover of this DVD? He looks like he's just throwing up his hands and saying "Goodbye any chance of having a mainstream acting career."

Poonies: Not too sure what to say about this title other than I was a big fan of the Goonies when I was a kid.

9021-Ho!: It's the exclamation point in this title that really sells it in my humble opinion.

Good Will Humping: I'm not sure who designed this DVD cover, but I'm guessing he isn't a genius.

Twin Cheeks: I guess the title says it all.

Womb Raider: Sometimes a title just tells you everything you need to know about a movie.

 

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